Chris Appleton had a hilarious reaction to Khloé Kardashian admitting she would “totally” have sex with him.
“I’d definitely f*** Khloé. She’s hot. So, I mean, what man wouldn’t? Also, she’s funny,” the celebrity hairstylist, 41, told TMZ on Thursday, April 10. “Khloé’s always a good time. Khloé could have fun in a paper bag.”
When asked if he would take Kardashian, 40, up on her offer, Appleton offered up a humorous double entendre. “Khloé, I’ll give you the best blowout. Give me a call,” he said while looking into the outlet’s camera.
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On Thursday’s season 6 finale of The Kardashians, Appleton and Khloé shared a conversation about their love lives while attending Kim Kardashian’s birthday party. “They should get all of the dating apps and put them into one and just call it ‘What’s Left,’” Appleton quipped. “Because, let’s face it, we’re f***ed. It’s gonna be me and Khloé.”
Lukas Gage and Chris Appleton’s Relationship Timeline
Khloé, for her part, said she was “fine” with the idea of settling down with Appleton, who is gay. “I just need a companion, and then you go do whatever you gotta do and I’ll be at home,” she explained.
In a confessional, Khloé hilariously stated that she would “f*** the s*** out of Chris Appleton,” adding, “Totally. He’s so hot. Who wouldn’t? He’s such a vibe. I don’t know if he would f*** me, but I would f*** him.”
Khloé, who is currently single, previously tied the knot with Lamar Odom in 2009 after one month of dating. Though they split in 2013, Khloé put their divorce on hold while helping the former NBA star, 45, recover from his 2015 overdose. She filed for divorce a second time the following year.

She then got together with basketball pro Tristan Thompson in 2016 and the two dated off and on until 2021. The exes share two kids together — daughter True, 6, and son Tatum 2.
Appleton, meanwhile, welcomed his son Billy, 22, and daughter Kitty-blu, 20, with his ex Katie Katon before coming out at age 26. He confirmed his relationship with actor Lukas Gage in March 2023 and Us Weekly exclusively broke news of their engagement the following month, shortly before they said “I do” in Las Vegas.
Appleton filed for divorce from Gage, 29, just six months later, citing “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for their split in court documents obtained by Us. At the time, a source exclusively claimed to Us that Gage had cheated on Appleton, stating, “That’s the reason [Chris] filed. They were never in an open relationship.” A second insider, however, disputed the cheating allegation and told Us the separation was amicable.
Another source told Us in March 2024 that Appleton was “dating again” after ending things with Gage and had been on a “few dates” with art dealer Federico Debernardi. “[Chris is] extremely happy with where he is at right now,” the insider noted.
Appleton and Gage reached a divorce settlement in June 2024, with both signing a written agreement waiving any spousal support.
The Kardashians is currently streaming on Hulu.
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